The Oasis Reporters
February 22, 2018
Maitozo: O boy are you sure that the midget is not under a spell and full of mental issues?
Aboi: When will you stop speaking in tongues? Even Jesus disciples don’t frequent tongues like you.
Maitozo: Shut the hell up, my problem with you is too much pretext. You know what and who i’m referring to.
Aboi: If you don’t want to talk, you better mute.
Maitozo: I heard that the giant dwarf living close to 44 Reference Hospital has issued another demolition notice to Senator Fantastic.
Aboi:You are not serious. Why are you people hell bent in blackmailing this Giant Dwarf?
Maitozo: Did I hear you say blackmail?
Okay, I didn’t even hear it I read his demolition notice online and the response of the senator.
Aboi: Hmmmm. What a pity. I was even told that he personally drove a bulldozer and started the process of demolishing the senator’s property two days ago.
Maitozo: I stumbled on a group of young doctors today in one hospital discussing about the Giant Dwarf’s disposition and linking it with mental health.
Aboi: Holy shit. You know I wasn’t in your sociology class in the university. Break this mental health things to pieces for me to understand.
Maitozo: It’s a sickness associated with the brain. If some bolts in your skull loose and your No.6 stops functioning properly, you have mental health issues. In Lagos-Ibadan mental health lexicon of definition of medical terms, the sickness he is suffering from is called KOLOMENTAL
Aboi: Kolo what? Was that not a song I heard some years ago? So that singer was singing about madness and malfunctioning of No.6 ?
Maitozo: O yes, if someone who doesn’t have a license to drive a bulldozer will roll it out at wee hours of the day and destroy a property that person is a KOLOMENTAL.
Aboi: We have a good kolomental facility in Barnawa. Can’t he visit them for a therapy? I was told it’s one of the best in the black world.
Maitozo: May be he wants to also go to the UK and spend 105dys like Baba Cow of Daura.
Written by John Danfulani