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‘Who Is The Fool Here ?’ FFK Releases Cannons To England From His Rings Of Fire, Giving The Brits Tutorials On Democracy




The Oasis Reporters



March 27, 2023

 

 

 

 

 

 

Femi Fani-Kayode



As a very voluble and visible Minister, spokesperson to former president Olusegun Obasanjo and later to former president Goodluck Jonathan, life was sweeter than honey for writer, essayist and lawyer, Femi Fani-Kayode, popularly known as FFK.




Therefore he would be fully relaxed each time he looked out of his palatial home window to view the clear blue sky and receive inspiration from the muse.




He would pen odes to ‘Ye great land of yonder England’ in elevated essays like:



“Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! Britons NEVER, NEVER, NEVER shall be slaves”- James Thomson.



“Nothing reflects the glory, pride, strength and power of the old British Empire and the island nation that was once known as “Great Britain” and is now known as the “United Kingdom” than the beautiful words of James Thomson’s famous song and war anthem, part of which I have quoted above.



For those who do not know, the United Kingdom is made up of four historically separate and distinct “tribal zones” and ethnic nationalities all under one monarch with limited constitutional powers”..





Femi Fani-Kayode would go on to lecture his readers about the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish and the Anglo Saxons. That alone would tell you about his deep and abiding love for the United Kingdom, ‘yonder’ nation that his illustrious father sent him from an early age to, for his education. It was a land that he would gladly fly in and out with beaming smiles each time, until Muhammadu Buhari happened to Nigeria as President, and he needed to pry into the very little matter of election finance, and Femi got into hot waters.



His travel documents were confiscated. The DSS was slightly rough, but the man toughened in detention.




Well, finally he made his peace with the government, somehow. The shadow of the chase reduced and the former presidential spokesman joined the APC.



And he’s in luck, and greater luck, once Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, President-elect gets sworn-in.



Until one “little Englander” threw a spanner into the works by imposing a visa ban on Femi.

 


The former Minister has had much more than enough time to familiarize himself with amala ( local delicacy and staple of South West Nigeria) and oha soup of Eastern Nigeria, a place where boys get native names like ‘Chinedu’.



Oh, that name of political “war anthem” in the commercial city of Lagos, believed to be the melting pot of Nigeria. A city whose economy is reputed to dwarf the entire value of the Kenyan stock exchange.



There also is another pot in Lagos. The pot can contain the head of a slaughtered goat that the Igbos call Isi-ewu, another delicacy of Igbo traders which they dare not eat in a land that is not their own. Self respect rule says they should vote right, only in Enugu or Awka. Not outside of their region.


So the little Englander has angered Femi Fani-Kayode in this battle of wits.


 

 

 





Here’s his angry bye-bye England to the UK High Commission:

 

 

 

 

 

 




“Permit me to add the following addendum to my earlier personal response to the little Englander.



I ask, who is this strange little British diplomat who believes he can tell us what Lagos state should be like in terms of ethnic make-up and how it should be run?



He has accused me of hate speech and incitement simply because I said Lagos is not a no man’s land and that the Yoruba ought to be respected in their territory.



Well let me say clearly and categorically that I have no apology for saying this and I stand by every word I said.



We do not need any lessons from him.
Foreign diplomats come to this country to enhance our relationship with theirs and not to give us lectures.



They are not supposed to interfere in our internal affairs, to be partial, to tell us what to do or to tell us how to do it.



They are meant to observe in studied silence and make their concerns and representations, if any, known privately.



They cannot get into the political ring of fire. They cannot tell us how to vote, who to vote for, how to worship, what God to praise, who to marry, who not to marry and which party to support.



Neither can they threaten us and impose their double standards and godless ‘woke’ and ‘globalist’ values on us.



That strange little bald man with sloping shoulders at the British Embassy has really got a nerve.



I will take up this matter formally. His diplomatic immunity is not absolute: it is qualified. He is therefore subject to our laws.




As for his threats, I challenge him to do his very worst. We are not your slaves. Nigeria is an independent sovereign nation. We are no longer a colony.




To hell with him and those that are egging him on and licking his feet.



I am FFK: I fear no-one and I bow before no man.



Until his Government hands Tony Blair and others over to the ICC at the Hague for crimes against humanity and war crimes commited in Iraq, Afghanistan and Serbia and apologises for the the over one hundred years of unspeakable atrocities committed against the people of Africa, India, China, Indo- China, Asia-minor, the West Indies and indeed all her former colonies, I will NEVER take the British seriously or at their word.



Millions were slaughtered and enslaved under their brutal yoke whilst their strong economy was built on the blood, sweat and tears of Irish, African and Indian slaves.



Despite that they have offered no apology or paid any reparations for their evil yet they insist on imposing a system of indirect rule over us.



Who is the fool here? The days of dictation are long gone. What they are trying to do in our country and to our country will not work.




Bola Tinubu won a free and fair election and, whether they like it or not, he will be sworn in on May 29th, 2023.



Those that want to impose an ING on our nation and follow it up with a civil war in an attempt to dismember and destroy her shall not prevail.



Nigeria shall remain united, shall be at peace, shall flourish, shall we excel and democracy shall be alive and well in our nation for many years to come.”

Greg Abolo

Blogger at The Oasis Reporters.

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