Who Needs A Peace Treaty When You’ve Got Peter Obi? Spin-offs From His Diplomatic Forays Into Peter And Paul’s Issues

Greg Abolo August 17, 2024 0 Comments

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The Oasis Reporters

August 17, 2024

Here is Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon
@HonObahiagbon in his “accolodius” emcomius to Gov Peter Obi over his intervention in the issues between twins who used to sing together but have now fallen apart:

“My plauditory accolades go to @PeterObi, for interceding in the fraternal imbroglio between @rudeboypsquare & @PeterPsquare. To extricate time from a cacophony of pressing affairs for such trifling matters is the quintessence of sagacious leadership and salubrious perspicacity”.

Without understanding the jaw breaking grammar by Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, someone simply believed him. Therefore for the grammar to be so complicated, it definitely must be the truth.

But the grammar is simple, as simplified by Gemini:

“I praise @PeterObi for helping to resolve the disagreement between @rudeboypsquare & @PeterPsquare. Taking time from important issues to handle this shows great leadership & understanding”.

Chief Eshiet Essien @chief_eshiet has gone further to simplify the obfuscating grammar by Honorable Obahiagbon, Edo State born former member of the House of Representatives:

“Hats off to HE Peter Obi for stepping in to reconcile these two very talented siblings, Peter and Paul Okoye. Over the years, they’ve brought Nigerians so much joy and honor globally. It was saddening watching them go at each other. I hope there was also some counsel for their spouses too to behave”.

As the twins sheath the sword, an indication of Peter Obi’s breakthrough in the reconciliation efforts, enamored Advertisers are jubilating. When they see Patrick Obahiagbon tweet, they rush there to advertise their goods and services and the former Representative from Edo State gets a little stipend from Twitter Serve.

In the end, everyone wins.

Thank you, Peter Obi for your diplomatic skills that generate income for the support teams and cheerleaders.

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